Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over
THIS IS MY LIFE IN A POST
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
SO, I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HARDCORE DAYDREAMS!!
This is made even better when you listen to music.